The basement is flooding.
Li had a good point (he is way smarter than I). It is only gonna get worse.
Just when did I stop combing my hair?
Last night I told Pete I had reason 431 that I had married him. He showed me how to open a stubborn pistachio with a shell fragment. Thank God. I was afraid I would be that chimp that starved because she failed tool using.
He wanted to know the other reasons. I don't remember all of them. I told him reasons 101-133 all involve the bedroom. Like the way he helps with the sheets (123) or lets me be the one to put the easy corners on (124).
I know more than twenty of the reasons involve math. Number 403 I discovered since the diabetes thing: he can do math in his sleep.
Number 428 is that he knew what 'octothorp' meant before it was cool. I know he knew it before it was cool, because it still isn't cool.
I should probably include the fact that when I told him this list was like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition he did not ask what that meant or cringe because I am so nerdy.